why? oh, why?

two posts in one day.

whoa.

is it the end of the world or something?

no. i'm just feeling the need to ask the cyber-world a question. that question being... wait for it.... wait for it...

WHY oh WHY do text greetings and salutations seem so much more personal when a person's full name is included? we're not just talking first names here. we're talking the whole. entire. name.

as in,
good morning peyton sawyer!
OR
hey brooke davis!
OR
sweet dreams, haley james.

i mean, those sound so much better than,
good morning peyton!
OR
hey brooke!
OR
sweet dreams haley.

(and yes, i just used OTH names. don't even judge me. but we all know those full names are ESPECIALLY good because all of their last names resulted in one of their children's names. i mean, one time it was cute, but after three...can we find another creative outlet, please. sorry for the tangent.)

and so my question for all two of my readers out there is WHY is that? or am i a cray cray because i find it so much more personal and cute? i'm hoping you don't say the latter, but if you do i would understand.

and you're welcome for the two posts in one day. i know how much you love reading this. oh wait...

p.s. sorry for not going by my whole what i learned from who theme these days. i'm kinda over it. although that makes the name of this blog kinda weird. especially since i don't have a husband. but i'm kinda over that too. (both the weird name and lack of husband. ;) ) (and yes, i just used a winky face. again, don't judge.)